"If you're going to go out of your way to claim credit for a thing that no one should want to claim credit for, you might as well go all out with the hyperbole. "I've been wearing trucker hats since the third grade. Actually, wait. Scratch that. You know what? A trucker hat was the first thing I ever wore. My mom actually gave birth to me on a pile of trucker hats, and I was conceived through a trucker hat that my parents tried to use as birth control--so, in a way I kinda am a trucker hat. Like, yeah. I basically own that trend."" -Blame Justin Timberlake
Making me laugh out loud at work...
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